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Want to be in this week’s video? If you made a tutorial on how to be MANLY, what would be the #1 rule?
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Posted 1 year ago
Dont be afraid to adjust yourself in public!
Be your fucking self, not what other people prescribe. You are not defined by gender binaries established by other people. Just behuman.
If you just be yourself…and you are a man…that means your manly. :)
Have balls, no one likes a man that cant stand up for himself and his women <3
Get a huge tattoo of Darren Criss’ face on your face!
eat Hungry Mans like third world children eat broth.
have integrity, whether if you’re wearing pink, green, lime green, hunter green, green-blue, just own it.
Fuck bitches Get money.
Be able to understand that people who wear camoflauge in not military or hunting situations are assholes.
Treat all girls like ladies.
Be as douchey as humanly possible.
Take it up the butt!
Banana Hammock. All day, every day.
Grow a mustache
facial hair. flannel shirts.
Pee. Standing up.
Say whatever to everything!
Blowjobs. Lots of them.
always have an erection
Wrestle with a shark. AND WIN.
Put down the toilet seat.
huh? didn’t get it.
Stalk Queen Latifah and tell her she pretty.
listen to one direction
You must be swift as the coursing river.
Be Don Draper. The End
Know how to light a fart on fire!
Ride a unicorn and become friends with Raven Symone.
You are not manly unless you carry a pocket knife. These are words to live by.
It’s like the Rule of Cool. If you have to say that you’re manly, you aren’t.
Check if you have Chesticles. If you do, we have a problem.
Be able to projectile vomit over at least 3 metres
Get a stetson, take up cigar smoking, sit in the corner of gloomy irish bars, and make sure you give no fucks.
Wear pink, only real mean wear pink.
crushing beer cans and a loud, burly laugh?
chug a natty light and play football ALL while banging a chick whose name you do not know…. BOOBS
Have Captain America’s ass. Gurl, did you SEE the Avengers? Dayum.
grow some balls
Fuck a bunch of bitches.
Wear Tyler Oakley’s smiling face on your briefs/boxers. Never wash them.
John Wayne’s distinctive “manly” walk
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